Saturday, March 10, 2007

How to Deal with Fox News

Thanks John Edwards and Democrats for finally telling Fox News to shove it. It's about time.

Here's a quick and easy way to rid yourself permanently of Fox News.

1) Find a tv remote, any remote will do. Doesn't matter who it belongs to, just pick it up.
2) Change the channel to Fox News. In Grand Rapids, this is cable channel 40.
3) Press the "Menu" button. A list of options will appear on the screen.
4) Use the arrow keys to scroll down to the "Channel Set-up" option. (Sometimes it just says "set-up".)
5) Select "Add/Remove Channel." A message should appear on the screen that says "Channel is removed."
6) Repeat steps 1 thru 5 with every television you come in contact with.
7) Enjoy the feeling of not being lied to by a bunch of conservative dickheads.

Copy and paste this everywhere.

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