CIA's Homepage for Kids

If you haven't been there yet, maybe you should check out the Central Intelligence Agency Homepage for Kids. It's a hoot. You may especially enjoy an oddly-shaped blue teddy-bear named Ginger who takes a journey through CIA's Virginia headquarters. Ginger escapes from an analyst's desk; a mysterious analyst named Marta who seems to be missing from work, but keeps a supply of stuffed animals in her cubicle. Ginger can be found on the Agency's K-5th grade page. Far be it from me to criticize the good folks at the CIA, I know they're busy hunting for Bin Laden, but ask yourself this, dear reader, Don't you think you could make a better cartoon bear if you had a $30 billion budget?

"Look Osama, there's no security in the lobby!"

Hey Ginger, while you're there, could you find out if Amy Goodman is an undercover agent? There's something sinister about the show Democracy Now! Also you may be interested in Jennifer Garner's recruiting story on the CIA's career webpage. Isn't Garner, after all, just another undercover agent like Valerie Plame-Wilson?